Commandment goes missing

Apparently in my little corner of the Commonwealth, the Republican majority has only nine commandments. Deuteronomy 5:19 has gone missing. Otherwise, we wouldn’t all be having our Kerry Edwards yard signs stolen.

4 responses to “Commandment goes missing

  1. You need a Deut. 5:19 sign to put next to it.

  2. You need a Deut. 5:19 sign to put next to it.

  3. My theory:
    A Bush sign in the yard says the to-be-pitied residents support Bush.
    A Kerry sign in the yard says the informed residents support Kerry.
    NO sign in the yard says it’s a Kerry house – their sign was stolen by Bush supporters.
    So, count the number of Bush signs to learn how many in your neighborhood support Bush. Then, add the number of Kerry signs to the number of NO signs to learn how many support the Kerry/Edwards ticket.

  4. My theory:
    A Bush sign in the yard says the to-be-pitied residents support Bush.
    A Kerry sign in the yard says the informed residents support Kerry.
    NO sign in the yard says it’s a Kerry house – their sign was stolen by Bush supporters.
    So, count the number of Bush signs to learn how many in your neighborhood support Bush. Then, add the number of Kerry signs to the number of NO signs to learn how many support the Kerry/Edwards ticket.